I can imagine how that phone call might go:
FHP: "Florida Highway Patrol, Tampa Office, how may I help you?"
Stoned dude: "Oh, yea, like, dude, I lost two bags. . ." (silent pause). . ."along the highway, kinda big, with some, uh, plants in them. . ."
FHP: "Sure thing, sir. Just give us your address, and we'll bring you right over to claim them."
Now, I am sure the cops meant their remark in a light spirit, but you know someone out there is dialing their headquarters as we speak.