If I were a beer. . .(yes, it's a quiz)

It's Friday, so odds are this is a quiz post. I got curious about this after I saw Mark Lindner's result. I will say upfront that, while I enjoy the occassional beer, I am more of a wine drinker. Sure, I am savvy enough to know a thing or two about beer, but I am not the one to discuss the great ponderables of brewing or drinking a beer. For wine, I know a bit more, but it was also what I was raised on. I owe that to my godfather who strived to make a wine connossieur out of me; I think he got close to succeeding. Anyhow, that is a story for another time. In the meantime, here are my results. If you want to amuse yourself, give it a try. Actually, as far as these little playful quizzes go, this one is pretty short and easy.

Guinness (66% dark & bitter, 100% working class, 100% genuine)

Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations? If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 40% on dark You scored higher than 85% on workingclass You scored higher than 67% on genuine

Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test