Yum, all the testicles you can eat.

I think this line from the article says it all:

"What else can you do in a small town?" Fenske said.

It turns out there is an all-you-can-eat testicle festival up in Wisconsin. I had no idea. Here is the menu:

More than 300 people paid $5 for all-you-can-eat goat, lamb and bull testicles Saturday at the ninth annual Testicle Festival at Mama's Place Bar and Grill in Elderon in central Wisconsin.

Saturday was this past Saturday, May 12, 2007. So, break out some beers and eat up. The testicles are deep fried, and according to the story, after a few beers, you can't even tell the difference. Find the story here, via Yahoo! News.

A hat tip to a Blogwork Orange.